Even Superman Needs A Hero

headfirstintowonderland:

so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:

“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”

and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair

meladoodle:

i hope i die in an extremely cool way like jumping in front of a train to save a child but knowing me i’ll probably just choke on a mint or something

raiseyoulikeaphoenix:

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo

trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

you guISE

!!!!!

MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

THEY ARE SASSY

not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

goodsuns:

guys
do you know what today is

today is june 19

june 19 

let’s all celebrate and get creative

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

hiiamfarid:

swagchat:

haliebrooke99:

swagchat:

man salads are the best thing in the world

Man, salads

no man salads

im likin that man salad

yandere-neechan:

evilplotting:

I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.

bowling IN COSPLAY

at the waterpark IN COSPLAY

having a sleepover IN COSPLAY

eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY

stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY

finishing homework IN COSPLAY

doing jury duty IN COSPLAY

at the emergency room IN COSPLAY

AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND

in cosplay…

riddikiluslygorgeous:

welldonehaveacookie:

miss-doctorwho:

As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm

It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose 

No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about

bluepac:

justlikenoel:

bluepac:

what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever

A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter

I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key