so someone once called my old english teacher immature (because at this point he was spinning around on a wheely chair) and he said:
“Yeah, but the truth is we never really grow up. We just masquerade as adults because that’s what we’re expected to do.”
and to this day that is the single most profound thing i have ever heard uttered by someone dicking around on a swivel chair
i hope i die in an extremely cool way like jumping in front of a train to save a child but knowing me i’ll probably just choke on a mint or something
havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?!
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD
IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS
MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.
THEY ARE SASSY
not all the time tho, but it’s still cute
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???
- Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
- Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
Girls Have 3 Types of Panties
- period panties
- chillen panties
- and im about to get me some dick panties
do you know what today is
today is june 19
let’s all celebrate and get creative
I think everything sounds more fun when in cosplay.
bowling IN COSPLAY
at the waterpark IN COSPLAY
having a sleepover IN COSPLAY
eating at a fancy restaurant IN COSPLAY
stocking up on toiletries IN COSPLAY
finishing homework IN COSPLAY
doing jury duty IN COSPLAY
at the emergency room IN COSPLAY
AAAAAUUGH I BURNT MY HAND
As long as it starts with B and C we all know its about Beqeduhlck Cuqiubfiecm
It doesn’t even have to start with B and C for us to know its about Flufferdoodle Gardenhose
No but this is legitimately concerning because I actually know who you’re talking about