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There’s no reason to tailgate someone in the slow lane, especially when I’m going 35 over the speed limit.

And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous.

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I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

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andrewhussiesbosom:

Im the friend that picks rainbow road

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I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is.

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The most perfect conclusion about how “virginity” came to be I’ve ever encountered.

(via paulineway)

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-annoying:

i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000

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