meag-an:

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if he knew how much you hated yourself

disappears:

wish i could have someone to be adorable with 

mileskaneunot:

ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village

generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me